He just finished a prank where he made Johnny Depp spill water all over himself. "It's just water," Ashton thinks to himself, "and it makes for some good T.V."
Depp just looks at him.
"YOU'VE BEEN PUNKED!" Ashton says.
"You know," says Depp. "This...this just isn't funny anymore. You call that a prank? That was just lame. You've lost your touch Ashton," Johnny says. "That is, if you ever had it."
Ashton turns bright red. He freaks out and torches Depp's face. Johnny could have made some crack about breath mints to Ashton in his final last gasps of agonizing death, but unlike some actors, Johnny's above that.
Now you know.
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