Imagine the implications on history. Prohibition. Ireland. William Churchill. That guy drank all the time. WWII would have been won in an instant.
But think also of the now.
Do you really want rednecks running the country? The last thing we need is a some jerk with heat vision lodgepoling his wife around. How are you supposed to pick a fight with that guy?
Imagine that giant Superbowl party you went to last year. Remember when that guy got really wasted and just to be funny, decided to throw himself off the balcony of the second story apartment? Sure, everybody tried to stop him, and when he sprained his ankle he learned his lesson. Now, imagine he did that and just started flying. Everybody would just be ticked off.
And let's not forget drunken showmanship. "Hey guys, check this out. I'm freezing off my own balls."
Now you know.
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