There's a reason he can cure the crippled. He's been injected with a special virus that goes to the root of the DNA and reanimates dead tissue. Apparently, Roman scientists didn't think that would be a problem. To make matters worse, He can move faster than any human being alive and live longer without food.
Sure, the heresy thing was annoying for the Sanhedrin, but what really panicked them was the idea of Christians coming back from beyond the grave to eat their brains. A liver would also do nicely. Christians don't exactly have to worry about kosher.
They thought they had the problem solved. They killed Him, and then used the "heretic" gig to cover it all up and prevent a panic, but they forgot to attack the head.
Always go for the head. It worked for John the Baptist.
They figured if they rolled a giant stone over it, that would be enough, but it wasn't. Three days later, the infection begins. Seven days later, half of The Mediterranean is the undead. Fourty days later, all but one Roman shopping mall is left standing. They should have been prepared, for it is written, "Do not tempt the Lord thy God with brains."
Now you know.
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