Tuesday, July 21, 2009

What if Oranges Tasted like Bananas and Bananas Tasted like Apples?

On the surface, it seems like a minor difference, but the effects of a world with different-flavored fruits is the perfect example of the butterfly effect.

Little Johnny hated the taste of oranges, but loved the taste of bananas, but with the flavors now switched around, Little Johnny eats the oranges instead. There's just one problem: Johnny is allergic to oranges, and it just so happens that Johnny was going to be the 63rd President of the united states, the same president that stops nuclear war between the U.S. and the Vatican.

But none of that applies to you now. You, having lived in this alternate, hypothetical reality your whole life, unaware that your existence is slowly spinning out of control. Like a time bomb on a merry go round, things will soon spiral outward so fast that they blow up in your face like a mixed metaphor on a lampshade getting its mind blown. The only hint you have that anything is out of order is that when you sit down to occasionally make a smoothie for yourself. It just feels different...not right. If only you could place it.

To bad you can't. Prepare for Armaggedon.

Now you know.

2 comments:

  1. Whoo-hoo! A comment! Is this anna from my class anna? Because, if so, that's cool.

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