This is an understandably difficult decision for you. Both jobs are a huge improvement on your current position as a bull-weevil milker. You're confident that you can handle the galactic domination position without any problem. On the other hand, there is an even better job, but you aren't sure you are ready for the challenges that come with being the ruler of the known universe. Let's not bite off more then we can chew here. To make matters more complicated, becoming universal dominator means backstabbing your dark lord and master Zarton. You decide to "promote yourself."
Zarton, being all knowing, instantly realizes what you are trying to do and evaporates you with his mind.
Now you know.
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